End of the World insurance

In which I offer low rate Nobber Insurance.

The End of the World is Nigh…again

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Are you prepared for the end of the world? Did the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse or the multiple rapturing catch you off guard? Now you can be fully covered for the next time the end days come around with GES insurance.

With only a month to go until the next “End of the World”* now is the time to start thinking about how you should prepare for the end of days. Today I am pleased to announce the launch of “Force Majure Insurance” that will cover you and your family in the event of the apocalypse**. You choose your flavour of reckoning and we’ll be here to help relieve you of your earthly possessions.
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End of the World show

In which the end of the world is star studded.

Hey, do you remember the time when everyone thought the world would end because the Mayan calendar predicted it. That seems so long ago now doesn’t it? We’ve barely had a single rapturing and only a few outbreaks that was going to wipe humanity from the face of the earth

Rather than sit around and wait for Kukulcan or Quetzalcoatl to come around me and Mrs G took the opportunity to go out for the night. It was an an evening full of science, music, actors, comics and rock stars.

I say rock stars, but this definition means that having a series on BBC radio or BBC4 elevates you to celebrity scientist status. Are scientists the new celeb-job, we’ve had celeb home designers in the early 2000’s and then moved to celeb-chefs. Where will it go from here? I’m hoping something more met like celeb-celebs (although this may just be an extension of reality TV *ahem* stars).

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Steak at the end of the world

In which the real end of the world will come if it is well done.

The drive home from work is full of motorways and dual carriageways, and this has the advantage of making it a pretty straight (if not always quick) route home. The disadvantage is that it makes for a very dull journey so to break up the motoring monotony I’ll take some of the back roads home. It was while doing this I found a Farm Shop.

A few pounds later and I’m leaving with some bacon and going back later for steak. I can’t wait for tomorrow because my lunch is going to mostly consist of this:

Uncooked Steak on a plate

Yes that it is a T-Bone, and that is a dinner plate. If tomorrow is the end of the world then I am going to be going out with a bellyful of beef.

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