The weather in the UK is starting to turn and it is beginning to feel autumnal. Leaves are changing colour and back at the Castle Sum we are having that most awkward and divisive of conversations.
When are we going to start having the heating on.
It’s October so the date criteria has been met (it cannot go on any earlier) but is it just chilly or is it properly cold. Once the thermostat is set then that’s it until spring, so judging the right time is vital. For Mrs G that time is now.
It's cold she said, I don't want to get out of bed, can't we have the heating on? It is getting chilly, this is silly,why can't we have the heating on? It is no longer mild, remember your child, just have the heating on. What if we freeze, hearing our daughter sneeze, should I turn the heating on. When the floors get cold, it's getting old, facts are we need the heating on. It's not nice, our room is now as cold as ice, we should have the heating on. Turn the thermostat, just know it's where it's at, it'll be better when we out the heating on. Your radiator is off, our offspring now has a cough, now I really want the heating on. It's not funny, if the reasons money, the cost of having the heating on. I'll give you a thump, when you say put a jump, er on just so we don't have the heating on. There is a frost on the car, It's gone a bit too far, please now have the heating on. For a while, turn up that dial, I'd just like the heating on. I know it's the right time, it is not a crime, it can't be fair I will get this heating on. It is only for an hour, just when I am in the shower, it's nice with the heating on.
Now aren’t you glad,
I’m no longer sad,
now we have the heating on.